A free 30 minute call about one part of your business.
Pick the part that is losing you sales. The quote that went quiet, the page people leave, the price they push back on. We look at it together on a call with me, and I write you one change, with who does it and by when.
10 of 10 places left. A place you do not book within 7 days goes back.
Six short questions and one number you already know. You find out on the next screen. If it fits, the booking calendar opens straight away. If it does not, I say so, and you can message me on WhatsApp.
30 minutes
What you send
- The thing itself. The last quote and whatever you sent after it, the page or shop front, the menu or price list.
- Your main offer and prices, in two or three lines.
- One number you already know, the exact figure as your inbox, form or till shows it. Enquiries last month, sales last month, or your average sale. It goes on the form, and 30 days after the call I ask you for the same number again.
What you get
- 30 minutes on a call with me, video or phone, at a time you pick on my calendar. The call is recorded, and I may use it in my content.
- One action card within five business days of the call. What changes, the exact wording or layout, who does it, by when, what done looks like, which number to read and on what day.
- One email from me seven days after the card. Did it go in, and what got in the way.
- One email from me 30 days after the call, asking for the same number you gave me on the form, and a few words on how it went. You send the number back, moved or not. That is the part I need from you.
What it is not
Not a sales pitch. I do not sell you anything on the call.
Not a promise that a number moves. The card names the number to watch. I do not forecast a result.
Not for a business that has not sold anything in the last 30 days. The call reads how customers already buy. If you have not made a sale, the free Intro Edition is the better start.
Not a look at the whole business. One part, one change. If I think the leak is somewhere else, I say so on the call and you choose which one the card covers.
How it runs
- Answer the six questions. About two minutes, and one number you already know.
- If your answers fit, the booking calendar opens on the next screen, and the link comes to your email. If they do not, you get a plain no, and you can message me on WhatsApp.
- Pick a time. Calls are 30 minutes, on Wednesdays and Thursdays, with one early Wednesday slot for Europe.
- Send your one thing at least two business days before the call.
- The call. I say at the start: "Before we start, this is being recorded, like it says in the terms, and I may use parts of it in my content."
- Your card, within five business days.
- My email checking in, seven days after the card.
- My email 30 days after the call, asking for your number again. You send it back.
Recording
Every call is recorded, sound and video. You agree to that on the form, and you agree that Corporate Surprises can use the recording, in full or in clips, in its content: Instagram, YouTube, email, its website and its paid material. There is no fee to refund, so there is nothing that undoes this once the call has happened.
If I am late
You can move your call once, with 24 hours' notice. If I move it, your place stays yours.
Why it is free
I want real businesses, real recorded calls and real numbers 30 days later, to show in my content what one change does. That is worth more to me than a fee. So it costs nothing, and what I ask for is the recording and the number. I run every call myself, which is why there are only 10 places. Applications close Thursday 5 November at 18:00 Costa Rica time, or earlier once the places are gone.
Call terms
Recording. Every call is recorded, sound and video. By answering the questions and ticking the box on the form, you agree to that, and you agree that Corporate Surprises can use the recording, in full or in clips, in its content: Instagram, YouTube, email, its website and its paid material. There is no per clip approval and no opt out after the call. If you do not want to be recorded, do not apply.
The number. Before the call you give one number. It is enquiries, sales or average sale for the last month, the exact figure as your records show it, or your best count if you keep none. You agree to send the same number again when Adam asks for it, 30 days after the call, whether or not it moved. Corporate Surprises may publish both numbers with the recording.
Nothing is paid. The call is free. There is no fee, so there is no refund, and the money back guarantee in the site terms does not apply to it. The action card is still yours to keep.
Moving the call. You can move your call once, with 24 hours' notice. If Adam moves it, your place stays yours.
Who is doing this, and who sees your material
I have sold for a living for more than fifteen years. I learned door to door, then sold in London, Amsterdam, New Zealand, Australia and at US trade shows.
I read what you send myself. I use AI tools to draft and check the card, the same way I say I do for the blueprint. What you send me stays between us, apart from what is on screen or said out loud in the recording, which the recording terms cover. Nothing else becomes an example anywhere without your written permission.
Questions
What if my answers do not fit?
You see a plain no on the next screen, and a button to message me on WhatsApp. If I have got it wrong, tell me there.
I bought the book. Is this an upsell?
No. The book is complete as it is, and buying it does not put you on any list for this.
Will you pitch me something on the call?
No. The call is the audit. After it you hear from me twice. Seven days after the card, about the card. Then 30 days after the call, asking for your number and a few words on how it went.
Why is it free?
Because I want the recordings and the numbers. Businesses that already sell, one change each, and what the number did 30 days later. That goes in my content, with you in it. If you would rather not be on camera or in a clip, this is not for you, and I would rather you knew that before you applied.
One part of your business. One call. One written change.
Six short questions and one number you already know. If it fits, you pick a time straight away. 10 of 10 places left.